September 2011
8 posts
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Sep 27th
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Think The Moms On "Toddlers & Tiaras" Are Damaged?...
The reason shows like Toddlers & Tiaras and Jersey Shore are so successful is because we love watching a train wreck. We view these shows and others like them and think, “I would never act in such a horrible manner.” We laugh, cringe, then discuss it with our coworkers. But, our eyes on those shows make them successful, which attracts advertising, which begets more shows, which...
Sep 22nd
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Louis vs. Rick →
Holy shit, this is about the funniest thing I’ve read in a while — texts between a guy and his cat. (via mikoroshi, via thesvelteone)
Sep 22nd
6 notes
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Sep 12th
3,473 notes
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Sep 9th
1,472 notes
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Sep 7th
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“Let’s stop lying to each other. Brunch is really just breakfast for people...”
– Me on the Twitter
Sep 7th
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August 2011
14 posts
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Reblogging myself because this is the start of an interesting conversation about presenting your content. thedaddycomplex: Comment from Kelly Brown on my post The Good, The Bad & The Baby: Re: “Up All Night”…But you’re just talking about the ads for the show. What if the episodes themselves display that the good parts outweigh the bad? I think you may be unknowingly contradicting...
Aug 31st
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I had a dream last night I was a vigilante hero trying to thwart the plan of an evil mastermind to unleash upon the city a horde of murderous squirrels. Totally not kidding.
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
17 notes
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“David Grohl’s career has been a great way to track my age. He was in a...”
– Me on the Twitter again
Aug 25th
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“You guys back east are freaking out over a 5.8 earthquake? In L.A., we use those...”
– Me on the Twitter (Also posted on my parenting blog.)
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 18th
627 notes
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Aug 16th
14 notes
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“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this...”
– Nick Cave discussing the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The 30 harshest musician-on-musician insults right here  (via flavorpill, via bestrooftalkever) I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I feel the exact same way. The fact that Nick Cave said this makes me feel totally justified.
Aug 15th
241 notes
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Aug 14th
252,889 notes
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Aug 11th
2,215 notes
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Aug 7th
16 notes
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Aug 4th
489 notes