Vienna Calling

Posted on Wednesday 23 May with 2 notes.

Thanks to mammalingo for finding this poster generator.

Posted on Tuesday 22 May with 23 notes.

Don’t worry about working fast. Worry about working well.

- My super-smart wife in response to my voiced fear that there’s a ticking clock when it comes to achieving my goals.

Posted on Monday 21 May with 5 notes.

List Of Things I Dislike That Everyone Else Seems To Love

Red Hot Chili Peppers (the band)
Kevin Smith movies
Political pundits that do nothing but preach to the choir
John Cusak’s role choices in the late-’90s
Massages
Red Hot Chili Peppers (the peppers)
People who play acoustic guitar at parties
Artisan beers (I prefer the cheap stuff)
Tru Blood
The Vampire Diaries
Pretty much any vampire TV show
Big Bang Theory (the show, not the actual theory)
Foo Fighters (just the music, I think Grohl and Co. are pretty cool)
Watching sports
Playing sports
Pie
Lists

Posted on Friday 18 May with 38 notes.

I put an unhealthy amount of stock in the opinions of strangers, that’s exactly what makes me do stupid things, and, poetically, that’s what makes the punishment so effective. Thirty people a day calling me an asshole makes me know and feel, in my heart, that I am an asshole. I’m a real ‘customer is always right’ kind of guy in that regard.

- Dan Harmon, creator of Community

Posted on Friday 18 May with 4 notes.