Guys, I had it so together this morning.
I got up early and exercised for the first time in, well, years. Then, I showered and felt all grown up and stuff. So, rather than my standard untucked shirt and sneakers, I donned a nice dress shirt and a good pair of shoes. I even tucked my shirt in. I mean, I usually only do that for job interviews and funerals. I drove to work feeling like I finally have this “adult” thing figured out. Then, I strolled into my office waving at folks, smiling.
I made it all the way to my desk before I realized my fly was down.